They will from that point on join the legions of Bible thumpery and become just as cool as the other select few. One day, the person in question, will awake as a new person, never to turn back. Jerry Clower - Bible Thumper 400,184 views 1.8K Dislike Share Save erastusbean 71.1K subscribers Subscribe Great southern gospel country comedian group. It will be swift, painful for others, and just plain embarrassing. If some people have been living a life of shame and disgust, now is their chance for repentance. This is also the time in which the Great Awakening occurs. Of course happening during a public beating. Hopefully, a sharp witted onlooker will comment on the thumpers' overzealous, condescending attitude towards others.

This misguided message is only more misunderstood by their dumbfounded peers as they look on in amazement. They will stop any and everyone to inform them that they are going to Hell unless they repent. The term comes from old-timey circuit preachers who would emphatically thump a bible held aloft while making their points. They will now frequent the courtyards, cafeterias and halls of their high schools. Bible thumper (also called Bible basher or Bible beater) is a description used with respect to particularly vocal Christians who constantly quote the Bible when discussing non-Biblical topics (often about science, but also about homophobia, porn, etc.). These now almost fully functional members of society have now mastered the soapbox, and like a challenge.

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Their facts will consist of the following: The little shits will momentarily use this crutch in hopes of being able to skip out an a lesson. They will most likely spark an argument with their science teacher at this age about evolution. 1) and, Morality, Sacraments, and Afterlife (Vol. This resource is a miniconcordance that helps you quickly find more than 850 Bible verses covering dozens of commonly questioned Catholic teachings on Authority, Beliefs & Practices, and Salvation (Vol. Their soundbyte anecdotes are reminiscent of Fox News but minus the comedy. Introducing The Bible Thumper, the most practical Bible study apologetics tool in the Church today. They now can misquote any Bible verse on command. What is another word for bible thumper Need synonyms for bible thumper Heres a list of similar words from our thesaurus that you can use instead. These pretentious little assholes are now old enough to talk mad ish, but not old enough to gore with a spork (yet.). I know you're about to enjoy your lunchables and your dunkaroos, but according to the Bible, you had better share them with everyone or God will smite thee.ДЄpril 20th 1991 Jimmy Age 4- the condescending diabetic. The first reported case of Bible Thumpery is the case of Jimmy the condescending diabetic. The children will soon realize that just like Mel Gibson, they too are chosen by the divine. Despite modest attempts of the parents to offer a morally sound life for their children, their attempts are futile.

At an early age, these Bible Thumpers learn from their parents the ways of the cloth.